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  • Mood: Artistic
  • Listening to: The whirr of my laptop
  • Reading: A draft
  • Watching: Dr Who
  • Playing: Royal Envoy
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Vimto
The Cherry Pip Song (so called after the old game I used to play as a kid, only we used grape pips =P) is something that's often referenced in my Sonic fics, but - after a short spell in one of the stories before being removed - has never been published in its entirety until now ;) (And even then, only upon request ;) Not for the prudish or easily shocked)

Oh, I've been all around the world
And I've never kissed a girl
But the tinker's daughter offered me a pan
So I lay down at her side
But we were soon espied
Now I'm wincing every time I'm on the can

Oh, I've been all around the world
And I've never kissed a girl
But the tailor's daughter snagged me with her thread
So we got raunchy in a room
Right beside a silver broom
Then I found out we were in her husband's bed

Oh, I've been all around the world
And I've never kissed a girl
But the soldier's daughter wanted me to woo her
So I took her to my bed
And then afterwards she said
That she hadn't meant for me to actually screw her

Oh, I've been all around the world
And I've never kissed a girl
But the sailor's daughter smiled while making jam
So we raced for neutral ground
And that was where I found
That she's no more a pretty girl than I am

Oh, I've been all around the world
And I've never kissed a girl
But the rich guy's daughter grabbed me by the balls
So we did the deed upstairs
With forty other pairs
Then I got thrown out of those lovely golden halls

Oh, I've been all around the world
And I've never kissed a girl
But the poor guy's daughter traded for some bread
So we did it in a haystack
And then inside a straw rack
Then she took my clothes to make her Dad a bed

Oh, I've been all around the world
And I've never kissed a girl
But the beggar's daughter brought me to my knees
So I took her in an alley
And then inside a valley
Where I found she had a chronic case of fleas

Oh, I've been all around the world
And I've never kissed a girl
But the robber's daughter said she loved my eyes
So I screwed her in a cave
And quite willingly she gave
Then her father came and kicked me to the skies

Oh, I've been all around the world
And I've never kissed a girl
And after all that passed, I'm not ashamed
So I shouted to the wood
That I've sworn off sex for good
Then the tinker's daughter offered me a game.

(And then the whole thing starts all over again =P)
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Katana-Nova-Cat Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:XD:
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TheMeddler Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Niiiiiiiiiice. :XD: Makes me wonder why Sonic agreed to teach Bait that in Into The Void.
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JudasFm Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2011  Professional Writer
Heh heh. Well, Sonic's grown up some in my fics, but he's still got some definite kid-like tendencies ;)
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TheMeddler Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
That's for sure. How's Genesis coming along, by the way?

Also, . . . . .would you mind reading my fic? It would mean a lot to me. [link]

Thank you!

And yes, I will give it a hug overhall and make it better. Eventually.
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JudasFm Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2012  Professional Writer
At the moment, it isn't. Most (okay, all) of my Sonic stuff has been put on hold indefinitely until things settle down and I can find my notes again ;) I haven't forgotten, I promise.
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TheMeddler Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
"hug overhall"? :headdesk:

Oh, okay. In that case, what's A-Team? Is it a videogame or a book series?
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JudasFm Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2012  Professional Writer
The A-Team was an 80s TV show about a group of Vietnam veterans who were arrested for a crime they didn't commit. They escaped from military prison and now live in hiding, helping the little people. Kind of like Robin Hood with machine guns and a few laughs :D And, of course, one of the most famous TV theme tunes ever recorded (They made a modern-day film with Liam Neeson. It sucked. Big time)

I don't know when or where it's airing. I know Season 1 is available on iTunes and all five seasons are available on DVD (Season 5 completely changed the format though and pretty much killed the series; be warned!)

I'm also working on some Sherlock fics, if you've seen that series ;)
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TheMeddler Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Ooooh, that sounds interesting. I might check it out later, when I'm done with school stuff. XD

Sherlock? As in the BBC show that everyone's been talking about and I really want to see what all the hype is about Sherlock?
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JudasFm Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2012  Professional Writer
That's the one :D I caught the end of the episode The Reichenbach Fall over Christmas and I was completely hooked, so I went online and got the other episodes that same night (and have been watching and rewatching them ever since! :D) Now I'm just waiting for them to hurry up and make Season 3 ;)
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