Oh, I've been all around the world
And I've never kissed a girl
But the tinker's daughter offered me a pan
So I lay down at her side
But we were soon espied
Now I'm wincing every time I'm on the can
Oh, I've been all around the world
And I've never kissed a girl
But the tailor's daughter snagged me with her thread
So we got raunchy in a room
Right beside a silver broom
Then I found out we were in her husband's bed
Oh, I've been all around the world
And I've never kissed a girl
But the soldier's daughter wanted me to woo her
So I took her to my bed
And then afterwards she said
That she hadn't meant for me to actually screw her
Oh, I've been all around the world
And I've never kissed a girl
But the sailor's daughter smiled while making jam
So we raced for neutral ground
And that was where I found
That she's no more a pretty girl than I am
Oh, I've been all around the world
And I've never kissed a girl
But the rich guy's daughter grabbed me by the balls
So we did the deed upstairs
With forty other pairs
Then I got thrown out of those lovely golden halls
Oh, I've been all around the world
And I've never kissed a girl
But the poor guy's daughter traded for some bread
So we did it in a haystack
And then inside a straw rack
Then she took my clothes to make her Dad a bed
Oh, I've been all around the world
And I've never kissed a girl
But the beggar's daughter brought me to my knees
So I took her in an alley
And then inside a valley
Where I found she had a chronic case of fleas
Oh, I've been all around the world
And I've never kissed a girl
But the robber's daughter said she loved my eyes
So I screwed her in a cave
And quite willingly she gave
Then her father came and kicked me to the skies
Oh, I've been all around the world
And I've never kissed a girl
And after all that passed, I'm not ashamed
So I shouted to the wood
That I've sworn off sex for good
Then the tinker's daughter offered me a game.
(And then the whole thing starts all over again








Also, . . . . .would you mind reading my fic? It would mean a lot to me. [link]
Thank you!
And yes, I will give it a hug overhall and make it better. Eventually.
Oh, okay. In that case, what's A-Team? Is it a videogame or a book series?
I don't know when or where it's airing. I know Season 1 is available on iTunes and all five seasons are available on DVD (Season 5 completely changed the format though and pretty much killed the series; be warned!)
I'm also working on some Sherlock fics, if you've seen that series
Sherlock? As in the BBC show that everyone's been talking about and I really want to see what all the hype is about Sherlock?